Grunge Roswell Alien T-Shirt – New Mexico Souvenir

Roswell’s Not Dead, It’s Grunge: Unleash Your Inner Alien Rebel with This T-Shirt

Forget Roswell’s kitschy souvenirs – this ain’t your grandma’s UFO tee. This is grunge Roswell, where desert dust mixes with cosmic rebellion, and the truth is whispered in distorted guitar riffs. Buckle up, space cowboys, this shirt’s for you.

• Green Men Go Grunge: Ditch the cartoony aliens – these little green dudes have traded flying saucers for ripped jeans and spiked hair. They’re ready to rock Roswell’s Intergalactic Bar and Grill, and so are you.
• A Gift for Outcasts: Skip the boring souvenirs and ignite a rebellion. This is the perfect present for the misfits, the believers, the ones who know the truth is out there (and probably wears Converse).
• More Than a Tee, It’s a Manifesto: This shirt isn’t just fabric, it’s a statement. It’s a rejection of the ordinary, a celebration of the strange, and a reminder that Roswell’s mystery still burns bright.

So if you’re tired of the tourist traps and yearning for something real, something with a bite, then Roswell’s calling your name. And this grunge tee? It’s your backstage pass to the cosmic mosh pit. Grab yours, crank up the tunes, and let the truth blast off. Bonus Fact: Did you know Roswell held the world’s first punk rock festival in 1978? Wear this shirt and pay homage to the rebels who started it all!

FEATURES:

– Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.

– The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

– The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

– Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

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